Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Caution

No. I don't have Peace Walker because I am too poor to replace my PSP. I don't know when that will change. If you think this is driving me fucking batshit right now, you're right.

WITH THAT IN MIND, THE NEXT PERSON WHO ASKS ME IF I'M PLAYING IT, IF I LIKE IT, WHETHER I WILL PLAY IT WITH THEM AND WHEN I'M GOING TO WRITE ABOUT IT MAY BE SUBJECT TO DISMEMBERMENT. Stop tweeting me emailing me commenting me and Formspringing me about it.

And if you SPOIL it or talk to me about how good it is or what you're doing in it you are DEFINITELY SUBJECT TO DISMEMBERMENT.

Violations of this rule will not be cute, funny, snarky or endearing. They will make me hate you. Seriously, this state of affairs is RIDICULOUS.

THANK YOU.

14 comments:

Juan Pablo said...

0 comments? you really scared them all

leetdood said...

I don't even have a psp! :(

Doug S. said...

Want to borrow mine?

Mr. Monkey said...

It's been pushed back till next month here in the UK Leigh, was supposed to out next week...

...if that makes you feel any better?

Adam said...

Ha ha ha. I actually came here this morning to email you and ask you if you thought it was worth buying a PSP for. Never mind.

Andrew Scagnelli said...

A friend of mine has an old PSP fat & dim that he replaced with a slim & lite that I "inherited." Want?

SVGL said...

No. Thanks though.

L said...

Yikes. Condolences, Leigh. I'm still trying to watch LOST so having dodged my way through spoiler / exuberance hell I can sympathise. You'll get through, though, and the gameplay will be just as good. Chin up!

Bob Clark said...

Wow. I'd more or less forgotten that this was coming out, actually. Partly due to my frustration with the demo and the PSP's control-susbtitute for a second analog stick (seriously, how does that make sense, at all?). If you were interested, I'd offer to donate a hacked PSP I haven't used in months (ironically, I got it at first to play the original MGS before it came out on PSN). But... Sounds like not.

Tim said...

Leigh we could never hate you :)

Victor said...

*salute*

Anonymous said...

PMS much?

SVGL said...

Hey, Anonymous, cool, a woman's in a bad mood so you make a PMS joke, you're super awesome and I'd never want you to fuck off or something.

Thomas said...

Well this seems a bit reactive. Ignore the e-mails like a big girl? I don't think it was necessary for you to post such an aggressive blog directed toward people who are, for all intents and purposes, your fans. Anyway, good luck with that, I guess.