Monday, April 26, 2010

Yes, It's True

It's been kept under wraps long enough. So without further ado:

Why did Nintendo launch the 3DS in the middle of Spring with so little fanfare? Because the company has something bigger under its belt for E3. Think not-portable.

And speaking of 3D, expect a "D" in "Gears 3".

Project Natal will be big, but not as big as the legal battle you can expect to see hit immediately after it launches. You don't want to know what Microsoft did to get that tech.







10 comments:

Surfer Girl said...

2K has won the rights back for Duke Nukem Forever and has Irrational Games working on developing it for a 2011 release on the Nintendo Wii.

Robert said...

Microsoft is sitting on so much cash I don't think its going to matter. And name change? Recent or has me reading via RSS all the time mean t I missed something?

SVGL said...

It's just a freaking joke, riffing on the idea that all you have to do is say "surfer girl" and people believe anything on a blog.

Surfer Girl said...

Hot News!

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Chad Thompson, age 23, in Datin, OH has given up on gaming to spend more time with his new girlfriend, despite not having finished Final Fantasy 13 yet!

Valve Software has hired the entire Digipen student body and put them to work on Portal 3!

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Matador said...

2K has changed their minds and decided to award the Duke Nukem Forever contract to Silicon Knights. "They're the only ones willing to give the franchise the time it deserves."

Mark Kollasch said...

I thought they announced it early because it was leaked.

Sel said...

I don't want to know what Microsoft did... Hmm, now I'm curious.

Let me guess. Genocide.

Anonymous said...

Maybe your guess wasn't as wild as some could expect taking on account where the guys that developed the tech come from...

James Slater said...

Is this post meant to be satirical? (I'm sorry, I'm really slow.)

dave said...

I do wanna know what they did! Project Natal will be huge and I can't wait for its oct release. Gears in 3D could be amazing too.