Recently my parents cleaned out their attic and brought to my place a huge box of crap from my childhood they'd been keeping and thought I would want. As a kid, I fancied myself a little author-artiste, and was always drawing pictures and making illustrated books. Thus I unearthed this little artifact, done when I was about eight or nine years old, a monument to my fandom of Phantasy Star II on the Genesis. I guess I loved the game so much I decided to make a book about its story. Here are some highlights -- I've scanned my original artwork with my luminous prose transcribed for your benefit. You'll have to forgive my somewhat tenuous grasp on the basic story concepts.

When Rolf returned home, his sister Nei saw him pick up his sack and start to leave. Nei cried out, "please Rolf, wherever you're going, take me with you!" "Nei, you're much too young!" stated Rolf. But Nei barred the doorway. Rolf had no choice. He decided to take her with him.
Rolf and Nei laughed for awhile, but their laughter did not last long. A huge fire ant barred their path. "What's THAT?" asked Nei. "It's a biomonster!" Yelled Rolf above the angry roar of the fire ant. Mother Brain was the huge computer that "watched over" the home planet Mota. Due to it's wreckage, small creatures have mutated into gross, vile creatures like the fire ant, called biomonsters. Fire ant spit an array of poison. Nei put up her shield, but too late. She was struck by a ray of poisonous fumes emitted from the fire ant's pincers. Rolf shouted in rage. He ran up and slashed the fire ant.
As they passed through the small, town of Arima, they knew something was wrong. "What happened here?" Rolf asked a passing old man. "Scoundrels from the dungeon Shure blew up all the homes with dynamite, killed all the men and kidnapped all the women," the old man replied. "Shure..." thought Rolf. "Come on, Nei!" But a tall, solid man barred his path. "allow me to introduce myself. My name is Rudolf Steiner, Rudo for short. I don't have any special talents only I am good with a gun, and for that reason, I am a proffesional biomonster hunter. Would it be all right if I joined you on your journey?" Asked the man. "By all means, join us! We need all the help we can get!" Said Rolf. "I hear you are headed for Shure?" Said Rudo. "You heard correct," said Nei. "TO SHURE!!!!!!!!!!"
Darum's at Northbridge," said Rudo. "We could rescue his daughter," added Rolf. Slowly the doors of Nido swung open, revealing a drifting damp mist. Nei shivered, and Rolf offered his cloak and Nei took it gratefully. The three pulled themselves up a bar and no sooner were they up on the second level than they heard wailing noise. They noticed a door. They heard the noise again. They burst through the door. A beautiful girl with pure blonde hair was in shackles against the wall. Rolf, in one sweeping motion, freed the girl. "Teim?" Nei was tentative. the girl nodded. "Please take me back to my father." They returned to the door and exited. Rolf put a veil over Teim to hide her identity.As the party approached Northbridge, a man with a mask on rushed up. "Darum," said Nei under her breath. Darum didn't recognize his daughter. He marched right up to her and said "Hey girl! give me all your money or I'll kill you!" Teim resisted and tried to explain her identity, but Darum wouldn't listen. He drove his sword into the chest of Teim. Nei shut her eyes and Rolf took her hand. Nei opened her eyes. Teim had fallen, and Darum was busy emptying her pockets.
Rolf walked timidly up: "Excuse me, sir, allow me to show your mistake." Rolf gently lifted the veil, revealing what used to be Teim. "Teim!" cried Darum. "Oh what have I done? You won't die alone!" And before Rolf, Nei and Rudo could stop him, Darum stabbed himself and fell by his daughter. "Well," said Nei. Rudo cleared his throat, but said nothing. Rolf covered Darum and Teim in the flowered veil. Then they passed on to the next town.
There was an unpleasant aura about the biosystems lab as they approached. "Well Nei, we're here," said Rudo. Nei nodded. They entered. "You can wait outside, Nei, if you're afraid." "No." "O.K." Rudo got badly hurt on the third floor. Amy helped to heal his wound and they left him there. A container was on the topmost floor. Nei held her nose. "Biomonsters," she said. Rolf opened the container. "The Recorder!" "Hooray!" Called Nei and Amy.
There were four people tied to the wall. They were Kain, Shir, Anna and Hugh. Kain said he would like to join. Shir was a thief. She could steal any weapon, so she joined too. Anna and Hugh became part of the party as well. Rolf picked up the recorder. But two Biomonsters sprang out! Rolf and Co. put up a big fight, but the evil creatures bound the heroes in plasma ring and PRSN CLTHS and sent them to a satellite called Gaira.
On Gaira, they found Rudo tied up in plasmaring and PRSN CLTHS. Although they would have liked to untie him, they couldn't for they were in the same predicament. Suddenly, an alarm sounded and the Gaira sattelite was shifting off its orbit toward Palm! Just as the two things were about to collide, Rolf and party were rescued by a space pirate named Tyler. Rolf, Nei, Rudo, Anna, Amy, Kain, Hugh and Shir were unconscious.
When they awoke they were safely in Tyler's space-ship.Out the window, they saw Gaira crashing into Palm. Palm exploded. Tyler sent the party to Climatrol, where they could look for clues pertaining to the crook who disordered Mother Brain. But on the 7th floor....... "Neifirst!" Cried Nei. "O, sister!" But Neifirst merely responded with a hideous grimace. Puzzled, Nei looked at the masculine weapons and armor that Neifirst was using. "Neifirst, you can't have those male things!" "Fool! You say such things but you're powerless to stop me!" "No, we're NOT!" cried Rolf. "Yeah!" Cried everyone else. "I will slay my sister, and that is all," said Neifirst. "So be it," said Nei, brandishing her LASR. SLSHR. Neifirst threw her Foi pouch at Nei. When the powder cleared, Nei was dead.
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And, that's my youthful wizardry of fiction. I'm pretty sure that at eight years old, I wasn't capable of actually getting this far in the game, and what you have here is mostly what my young mind was able to glean from eagerly reading the strategy guide. Which, if I remember correctly, I brought to school with me. Every day. ...Yeah.

18 comments:
And here I thought I was the only one who irrationally loved PSII. Of course, I first played when I was like... 23, so I don't really have the excuse of being young and naive.
I still argue that it's a pretty awesome game, warts and all!
This is a radical post.
What warts? IT IS PERFECT. IT IS EVERYTHING.
Yay! I used to draw Ninja Turtle comics when younger, though you're picture book (and subsequent explanation there of years later) is amazingly entertaining.
Ahh, young gamers in love, with games. Always beautiful.
If you want to read through the game again, I'd recommend Thuryl's playthrough in the Let's Play archive,
http://fromearth.net/LetsPlay/Phantasy%20Star%202/
That is totally awesome. :-D
When I was around the same age, a friend and I came up with an idea for Sonic the Hedgehog 3. This was right after 2 had come out. We drew up different levels, came up with a new move for Sonic that somehow involved tiny nuclear explosions to blast through walls, and came up with bosses for each zone. We had sort of assumed that Robotnik had bit the dust in the Death Egg explosion at the end of Sonic 2, so we came up with the idea that seven of his cousins were coming after Sonic for revenge.
We boxed all this up and sent it to Sega of America. Many weeks later we got a box with two Sonic t-shirts and a letter thanking us for the ideas but also regretfully informing us that they couldn't accept outside submissions because of legal reasons. We were just thrilled that we got a response. I wish we had made copies of that stuff before we sent it out.
Hey, you used the word tentative, at eight years old! Pretty nice vocabulary. You probably had weekly vocabulary tests in school. Those were the best.
I first played Phantasy Star 2 as a rental in early 1990 as a sophmore in high school. One of the first people to have a Genesis, and I HAD to play Videogame & Computer Entertainment's (best videogame magazine ever. Sadly, people preferred the moronic Japan worshipping EGM over it, killing one of the few genuinely intelligent games mags..) Game of the Year way before I could afford it for my birthday.
It.. was worth it.
Even moreso when I finally got my own copy a couple months later. Its still one of my favorite Console RPGs. Its got great graphics, an excellent combat system, and an excellent if somewhat terse story.
Its also the reason I didn't go gaga over Final Fantasy 7 which was pretty much the same story beats with more animu and emo tropes added in..
Nei > Aeris
Man, what a tragic story. Poor Teim! Poor Nei! Her LASR.SLSHR apparently was not enough to save her... from... Foi pouch.
Favorite lines:
Rolf walked timidly up: "Excuse me, sir, allow me to show your mistake."
So polite, even to psychopathic murderers!
"You can wait outside, Nei, if you're afraid." "No." "O.K."
Glad they cleared that up.
I created something similar to this circa 1st grade, by the way. The object of my adulation? Why, that early luminary of game narrative, of course: Bubble Bobble.
Cory -- yeah, apparently by my estimation all of the spells came in pouches. And everyone is always smiling and polite, like Tyler beaming as he helpfully points out Palm exploding.
You should dredge up/scan your Bubble Bobble story. That'd be so rad.
Capt. Rufus, I totally agree with EGM. You know they patterned the magazine after Famitsu? Ugh. Even my teenage self couldn't stand to look at the magazine for more than five minutes without feeling pandered to, and it didn't help that the magazine of that age frequently padded magazine length with 32-page advertising sections masquerading as strategy guides. IMO, many of the current problems with the current gaming press can be traced back to EGM of the time.
Video Games & Computer Entertainment was a lot more staid, but at least it read like it had been constructed by professionals.
Fire ant spit an array of poison.
That sounds like a sentence Hemingway would have written. Seriously, am I wrong?
"An array of poison." That shit has got me rolling. I need to figure out a way to work that locution into my banter. "Perchance you'd be inclined to sample from my array of pwnage?" Has a ring to it, methinks.
I know, right? Apparently I thought I was very well-heeled and impressive. Tentative! Array! Yeah!
In-freaking-credible. The random things which little kids do never cease to be fantastic, provided they're nerdy enough.
My own version of this kind of thing was about Yoshi's Island. Only, I'd never played Yoshi's Island, only Tetris Attack. So I completely misunderstood the relationships of the characters and made Yoshi and Raphael the Raven best friends. I also made Raphael a girl and called her "Raffilsa."
This is awesome! I'm so glad I started off my Monday reading this.
You should write a Phantasy Star/DoReMi crossover!
I wonder what was your age when you made that. When I was 13-14 I made my own version of Phantasy Star 1 (I mean the whole thing, an over 60 pages long comic book... TWICE), and compared to these, my drawings were just plain shite.
Is nice to see that I was not the only one that loved PSII as a kid, the only sad part about it was that Im the only person that knows about PS I have ever meet. I still love it, the best game of all for me.
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