I'm so glad we've got this 'Best of SVGL' thing going, because once again, you failed to disappoint in last week's Video Game Pickup Lines thread, to say the least. It was tough to pick favorites, but I've done my best. As always, I didn't have time for anything more than straight copypasta, so if you'd like to claim credit for your works of genius in the comments, feel free to do so.Previous Best of:
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Best of SVGL: Video Game Pickup Lines
What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?
So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?
Hey baby, I need a new hoe and it ain't for gardening (Harvest Moon).
Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you.
I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
Call me Ash, because I choose you!
You're just like an RPG! I can't wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises.
Girl, you got me like Warioware. I'm touched!
You can't be Phoenix Wright, because I have no objection to you, baby.
If you're a Devil, you May Cry by the time I'm finished with ya.
You remind me of a game of Tetris -- you always want the long ones.
Hey, baby, can I hide my Solid Snake inside your box?
Hey, Leigh, I can cast you as Meryl in the Metal Gear movie.
You guys rock -- I've got a new topic ready for tomorrow, but be sure and drop me your ideas for future collections, too!
[Pic is Peach and Andy, by the infamous fan artist of a now-defunct site who spent way too much time loving the princess.]
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That's right, Peach. It's a map of your eyes because I often catch myself getting lost in them. º_º
OH LAWD! Mine was chosen. I feel like I can do anything now! Back to watching TV.
I seem to recall my old magazine buddies trying to use lines of game dialogue to approach women in clubs. Indeed, one Quintin Smith recently tried using dialogue from Oblivion to wow the ladies in a Bath nitespot.
Possibly the longest shot suggested was to slide in next to a lonesome lady at a bar and say: "Q2DM4, great fucking level!" Which would only work if she was serious about multiplayer Quake. That hasn't worked, to my knowledge, but it could. It could.
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"Ever been in a 5 man raid"
lol, kinky and raunchy.
That wow gold comment is not making sense lol
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Here are a few more pick up lines for you kids:
* You look like my third wife! (How many have you had?) Two...
* Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!
* Was your father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
* I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
* Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend...
For more check out Pick Up Lines for some more funny pick up lines...
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And for girls: Pick Up Lines For Girls
Enjoy!
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