Destructoid's sweet anime and manga-themed sister site, Japanator, has got gameplay video of game-I-need-to-shut-up-about, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Though, I've frothed at the mouth so much over the loli witch-toucher already, that failing to link the vid would be like drinking five martinis and leaving the olives. Not that I'd know anything about that. I fucking love olives. So here you go!
Thursday, July 5, 2007
The Bad Touch
Destructoid's sweet anime and manga-themed sister site, Japanator, has got gameplay video of game-I-need-to-shut-up-about, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan. Though, I've frothed at the mouth so much over the loli witch-toucher already, that failing to link the vid would be like drinking five martinis and leaving the olives. Not that I'd know anything about that. I fucking love olives. So here you go!
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i love how his first reaction is to go for the forehead... nothing drives a teen-witch crazier than stylus circles above the brow...
Why, noahsam, whatever do you mean? It is a game about searching for witches, not touching them in inappropriate ways. Where on earth is your mind?
That's the new "I read Playboy for the articles" item. I somehow *hoped* there was more than we thought about this but... no... it's just what it is... and it looks utterly uninteresting to boot ^^;...
good heavens, I must be bewitched! This thaumaturgical infestation is worse than I thought; we really ought to first dunk the possessed pubescents in water to see if they float, before caressing their milky white thighs...
Wow, that was. . .really boring. 5 minutes of the same hentai stuff that will never see the light of day here in the States. Not to mention what did all that touching prove? Honestly, if you can't tell a girl's a witch within the first 30 seconds, you don't know what the hell you are doing.
Hey, at least this comment had more substance than my original one, which was, "Fail."
Yes, but we can use our imaginations. Noahsam, in my expert, ecclesiastic opinion, I highly concur with your plan of action, and submit we also subject the affected adolescents to flagellations of repentance.
Be still my beating cat o' nine tails... methinks I smell a sequel.
I, uh, just got my copy -- because of all the, um, controversy. I don't know any Japanese so it's confusing as all hell. I just choose the first option in every menu. So far that works out OK. It seems like you can't just tap a menu, though, you have to select it with the stylus and then press A. Wasn't the entire point of this game the touchscreen interaction? Why would they make the menus so clunky? Even Phoenix Wright had more intuitive touch controls, and it was originally a GBA game.
Noahsam, it is my pleasure to officially welcome you to SVGL. Think of it as the Guantanamo of video games, now with 50% more bondage, humiliation and laughing at genitalia.
You will fit in well.
Peas and carrots, Leigh. Ever so pleased to join your merry band of pranksters.
I'm heading to a friend's karaoke gala tonight; if i end up singing a lounge rendition of "Part of Your World," I'll be sure to dedicate it to you guys.
We guys? It's just me here (the sites mentioned in the original post are property of colleagues with whom I collaborate on their turf).
But I do love Karaoke. And mermaids, like that one you can have sex with in Nocturnal Illusions. So rock on!
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